Fifty-Five Assorted Memes To Pass The Time

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andcallmeshirley
Jan 9, 2020 7:08 AM EST

A random dump to make you smile. Or if you'd rather be trashing bandits perhaps these Borderlands memes will tickle your fancy.

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    Text - Heben Nigatu @heavenrants Therapy is like someone gently walking through your brain and looking around like, "This how you living??" 2/8/19, 08:15 2,538 Retweets 13.3K Likes Louis Chanina @grayesto... - 1d v Replying to @heavenrants and @LouisatheLast Therapist: literally why do you keep these they're terrible Me: they were a gift from my parents you can't jus throw out GIFTS omg rude
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    Text - Francisco Eugénio 11 hrs · O Djent Shitposting I must say, you Americans mosh really hard for people with that type of Healthcare Ib Like a Share
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    Cartoon - HOW TO WALK WITH SHORT GIRLS.! @idioticpage1 CAN YOU STOP??
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    Text - Jean Yang 4 @jeanqasaur Two important lessons I learned in my twenties: - If you think everyone hates you, you probably need to sleep. - If you think you hate everyone, you probably need to eat.
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    People - When everyone's drowning at work, but you're all so used to it eharsesefirstagram
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    Text - IG's @donny.drama @donny_drama L. If your dad doesn't fall asleep like this on the couch by 9pm is he really even your dad?
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    Text - BROCHELLA BROCHELLA VALLEY FRAT STARS AND LAX BRO FESTIVAL Brad & Chad FRIDAY APRIL 10 & 17 My Dad's Credit Card Natty Light• Vineyard Vines · Keg Stands Jungle Juice 5 Dollars At The Door Mango Juul Pods Kegs & Eggs Fantasy Football Plastic Folding Tables Patagonia Fleece Who Do You Know Here? · White Claw Salmon Shorts · Girls Get In For Free Boat Shoes - Lax Pinney - Protein Shakes - Flat Brimmed Hats She's Just A Friend - Gym Selfies SATURDAY APRIL 11 & 18 Saturdays Are For The Boys W
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    Cat - IT'S TRUE THAT DOGS ARE LOYAL BUT WE CATS DONT TELL THE POLICE WHERE YOU HIDE YOUR DRUGS
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    Text - Perry Sloan @SloanPerry when you push a pull door and the person behind says "you need to pull" aye cheers lad sure next plan was to start lifting from the bottom
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    Text - Dan Sheehan @ltsDanSheehan Why do millennials complain all the time? idk man, we watched 2000 people die on live tv when we were ten and then literally nothing ever got better
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    Text - Goat FacE ThrillA @EndhooS Cop: COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP [Confused German woman walks out holding her BF above her head] Hanz: He said HANDS you infernal Fräulein 28/12/2015, 10:09 a.m.
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    Text - Consider John frazzled @FrazzleMyGimp ME: Can I buy you a drink? HER: I have a boyfriend. ME: {counting coins on the table} He can only get something small then. 5/16/18, 8:29 AM
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    Hair - ascoutinglevi: this-ugly-flower: death-limes: "omg i love Harry! his British accent is so cute!" THAT RED THING IS CALLED HARRY? oi mate "that red thing" is a member of the royal family s iwillmindfuckyou Source: death-limes 815,407 notes Jul 14th, 2017
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    Text - DEAR serotonin I AM SORRY ! PLEASE COME BACK TO ME!
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    Font - EATING The first ever "champion" of a pie eating contest was an unnamed 6-year-old boy. In 1916, he managed to scoff a 10-inch pie in 15 seconds. legend why didn't his parents name him
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    Vehicle - Uber driver: You wann listen to some music? Me: Uh. yeah, sure. Uber driver:
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    Text - penfairy my parrot is a f of self-preservation. proof? he got spooked by a pear - by all accounts a green and tasty friend - and flew into a wall to escape, but when greeted with a sink full of soapy boiling water - by all accounts a harmful, bird-killing abyss - he launched himself into it at top speed and cried when I locked him in baby jail to stop him from killing himself. dumbass with no sense allandnot Please tell your parrot I still love him. penfairy he just threw his seeds all ov
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    Cartoon - theycantalk.com pet me with Your eyes!
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    Text - Here's the reality. None of us are easy to be with. We all suffer from something. So when you meet someone who is willing to stay committed to understanding you and actually wants to grow with you, don't let lame si your pride and ego get to you. like Real is rare.
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    Movie - mero MORDOR WROTE SHE
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    Poster - DADDY, WHAT DID YOU DO DURING THE EROSION OF OUR DEMOCRACY? ISHARED SOME WHITE-HOT MEMES WITH A SMALL GROUP OF LIKEMINDED FRIENDS.
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    Text - Christine @guelphgirlchris When my sister in-law was a waitress in Canada, she was tak- ing drink orders from a group of Americans. They each ordered a glass of red wine. She suggested they choose a LITRE instead. They spoke among themselves and one man put up his hand and said - "I'll be the leader." 8:41 PM · 31 Dec 19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Tony Webster 2 Follow @webster I have no idea what I told Siri to remind me about while groggy last night, but it certainly wasn't this. 07:53 Monday, January 2 8m ago REMINDERS Collect suspicious pebbles Press for more
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    Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Thanked a rival dad at the neighborhood chili cook off for making his mild so my kids could have some.
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    Text - brent @murrman5 you're upset I bought a waterbed aren't you "yes take it back" I lost the receipt *sneezes and we bob up and down for 8 minutes in silence* 13/02/2015, 17:32 3,889 Retweets 8,779 Likes
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    Text - silent nate @MNateShyamalan hello, i'm an adult in a christmas movie. i don't believe in santa but have also never bought my children even one of the presents they receive every year. they just appear and i am fine with this reality. this is neither confusing nor horrifying
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    Text - Aromalu Lukaku @shesodirty Someone just said to me: "fall in love with your problems, maybe they'll leave you too"
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    Text - Brain: it's just a little fart no one will hear it Ass: @everyone
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    Text - The Untastic Mr. Fitz @UnFitz Matt LeBlanc is short for his full name, Mattress LeBlanket. 4:18 PM · 9/4/18 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - martha knight @marthonite every single year i hope snape isn't about to cheat on nanny mcphee and every year I see him@go into that FI JEWELSRY SHOP AND BUY. THE UFLY STUPID NECKLACE FEOM MISTER BEAN 2:58 PM · 12/23/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Floor - k heebs @kkaylihebert · hi it's 1:30am and my boyfriend just shot a roach with a blow gun... didn't use a shoe oh no, too casual a blow gun
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    Text - Classic Dad Moves @classicdad Looking back as an adult, the least believable part of Home Alone isn't that they forgot Kevin. It's that a dad would be running late for his flight.
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    Text - Boog @BoogTweets You ask me for the time and notice my watch is actually a live shrimp hugging my wrist, he whispers "12:30" but he's guesstimating as shrimps usually do
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    Text - The TheTinderBlog @TheTinderBlog TINDER BLOG The real MVPS are the little jewish kids that never told us that Santa wasn't real. 10:15 PM · 12/25/18 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - scarlet witch @bitchyangel i love being sent memes and people being like "this is you" or "this made me think of you". even if the meme is roasting me thank you for thinking about me ily
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    Human - Interviewer: tell me about a time you went above and beyond for a friend
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    Text - KJ O @KendraJames_ I cannot imagine what it is like to be inside the mind of a person who feels totally normal and okay getting onto public trans- portation and playing music straight out of their phone. 8:09 PM · 03 Sep 19 · Twitter for Android 4,515 Retweets 32.4K Likes
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    Text - dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch [before christian rock was invented] *In mosh pit* wish i could do this for the lord 8:08 AM · 11 Dec 18 · Twitter for Android 930 Retweets 4,814 Likes
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    Poster - Physician Fizzishin made with mematic
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    Cartoon - So human left you out too? FB Chấm comics Are you cold? Well, from now on i'll be your friend Нтттm So cozy! E-trans: Amada Tran (E)edif: @nma 79 OChôm Comis
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    Text - Old Japanese engraving "A woman cuts the hem of a kimono so as not to wake a cat." to
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    Cat - jenna @jennastoya my cat figured out how the fridge works and now he's turnt on fresh, crisp water
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    Cat - diana @averagediana My dad didn't want my cat to feel left out this Christmas LMAO RESKIN DERAL MAS9274515B A1 MA55276515 DOLLARN Pow: Gus FIVE LMAO He loves it 0617 C3 NENOTE 104 A UNE
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    Text - Jada Yuan O @jadabird "Do you want to vent or do you want advice?" Just learning now, after 40 years on earth, that this might be the most important question to ask whenever a friend or loved one is upset. <>
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    Font - May Godzilla destroy this home last
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    Product - Tgflx @Tgflx1 Sometimes when my girl makes me mad I upload pictures with her forehead edited to be slightly bigger
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    Text - beemojis heartbreaking: local cat has never been fed in entire life, says local cat beemojis sources close to cat claim cat may have actually been fed between four to six hours ago. these claims are still under investigation. hiddenlacuna Breaking news: cat was fed 20 minutes ago by the last person to walk into the kitchen. Cat claims fake mews. hashtagdion We now have exclusive footage shot by our News At Nine chopper that confirms there's literally still food in the cat's bowl right now
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    People - Jeffrey Bien @jungleland Ijust want everyone to know that my two-year old insisted on being "pants" for Halloween...
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    Text - Grandma tryna pot block me 2. I'm Genna write nut for pot" there. CELEBRATE- YOu'VE eaRned it! PLACE MONEY OR GIT CARD HERE ' I dont want you yOU 3. Using this on any marijuana or ye whiskey, okay yore gama feel portly Gilly if you try to buy weed with thet wont you!? JL 76659733 A 20 JH41283398 8 на not for JH412833S
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    Text - decent pigeon @decentbirthday The owner of my AirBnB has a dog named Kevin. His human-sounding name terrified me at first. AT&T LTE 10:15 AM 79% Details Completed I apologize in advance, but Kevin may try to sleep with you. Just keep your door shut. June 30th excuse me what June 30th decentbirthday Kevin is my dog. June 30th
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    Text - joe heenan @joeheenan 10 years ago today, I married my best friend... My wife's still really angry about it but me & Dave were drunk & thought it was funny
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    Text - maybe: clare @clur19 What's the most psycho thing you did in 2019? I'll go first! I stalked Colton's Venmo friends to see who he picked and then I knew who won the Bachelor months before anyone else did. 3:41 PM · 12/27/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Skin - Hard to swallow pills The Parents in parent trap hated each other so much they decided the best plan of action would be to split their twin daughters at birth and never see one of their children ágain for the rest of their lives made with mematic
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    Cat - BANKERS BOX snapchat snapchien accomplishmenthunter: im fu hilarious tbh
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    Text - s towerofsamsara just-a-kind-of-magic Imagine being a human in an alien crew in space and leaving with bright blue or pink hair and the color fades and everybody on board wonders WHY you are losing your colors??? Is it the lack of greens? Are you sad? Angry? They just don't know?? thefingerfuckingfemalefury "HUMAN BIOLOGY IS BAFFLING"
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